Today is April 15. It is the 105th day of the year. After this, there are 260 more days in 2009. Sunrise in Honolulu is at 6:12 a.m., while sunset will be at 6:51 p.m. The moon is full and approaching its last quarter.
If you live in the United States, your taxes are due today. If you haven't filed them, don't worry, as there are millions of people failing to pay thanks to the economic downturn (Woo hoo! Silver lining!). The IRS will probably audit one of them first.
Today marks the first anniversary of Emma Watson being of legal age. She can Hermione me anytime.
Today also marks the birth of Great Leader Kim Ilsung. If he were alive today, North Koreans would be celebrating his 97th birthday. They'd also be freaked as sh¡t, because the Eternal President's been dead for fifteen years. Almost nobody comes back from that. Next month would mark the 35th anniversary of his giant neck goiter.
And finally, April 15, 2009, will go down in history as the date on which American conservatives embraced gay culture with parades and events across the country celebrating teabagging. It might be connected with Iowa and same-sex marriage, but I'm not sure.
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