If you've been watching this season of Survivor, then the faux samurai philosophy spouting, self-aggrandizing, platitude spewing, and all-around annoying "Coach" may remind you of a certain member of the K-blog commentariat who sounds as if he swallowed a logic book once. Once. Could it be we've uncovered his true identity?
Apparently Coach's school fired him for not showing up to work. Or at least they didn't renew his contract (a Gerry-style "firing," not that Coach was fired for trying to buck national sentiment on a sensitive political issue, though I'm not entirely certain that's why Gerry was fired either). Apparently when Coach went off to be on Survivor, he told Southwest Baptist University that he was going to be gone for a week and he was gone for two months. Probably didn't call or nothing. Oh, well, with a work ethic like that, I'm sure there's work for him at a Korean hagwon. [Kushibo ducks for cover.]
Coach has been voted off Survivor 18 Toncatins. Woo hoo!
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