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Nobody would ever expect it since—sh¡t!—the paraders are always walking past crucial government buildings with grenade launchers, tanks, machine guns, and giant phallic-shaped missiles.
"We thought they were just practicing!" would be the famous last words of some such high-ranking member of the military junta before he's strung up*.
[Post headline inspired by this song by My Chemical Romance, who themselves once took an entire country by storm (and whose name may have been inspired by North Korea's methamphetamine-trafficking efforts to gain hard currency).]